My Portal Cake
(Source: johnnybuiii)
Guide to clothes, by hole count
1 hole: Sock
2 holes: Leggings
3 holes: Underwear
4 holes: Shirt
(god, this blog is dying, isn’t it?)
Anomalous Skies: Aisle 17 →
Mushy peas dradled on the dirty Kmart floor. The cart-seated baby leaned over to watch her mayhem unfold, but the green goop scudded out unscathed. Exuberant, undeterred, she wiggled and pawed for more ammo.
“Lacy!” growled the mother. She twirled from the shelf of half-price Gerber…
(Source: mattchew03)
French toast?
Whoever did this is my hero.
♥ Feb 13th at 6PM / via: kmartemployees / op: apocalyptopus / tagged: kmart. french toast. / reblog
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This.
(Source: fuckyeahretailrobin)
♥ Feb 13th at 6PM / via: kmartemployees / op: fuckyeahretailrobin / tagged: kmart. electronics department. submission. / reblog
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Check it out: http://t.co/kIZV7aim
Awww
♥ Nov 6th at 10AM / via: the-absolute-funniest-posts / op: im-cool-like-that / reblog
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Mushy peas dradled on the dirty Kmart floor. The cart-seated baby leaned over to watch her mayhem unfold, but the green goop scudded out unscathed. Exuberant, undeterred, she wiggled and pawed for more ammo.






