on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats
dont do this
you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you
Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.
me at a job interview
I love New Girl, but I feel like they just stole this off IT Crowd
LOOK AT PLUTO.
PLUTO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INVITED TO MY PARTIES, OKAY
Reblogging for pluto.
Someday I’ll tell my kids “You know, Pluto was once considered a planet. In school, we said Pluto was a planet. And then one day, NASA decided it wasn’t. And Yahoo reported that back to me. Kids, Pluto is and always will be a planet. If you disagree with me, I will disown you.”
My Portal Cake