LOOK AT PLUTO.
PLUTO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INVITED TO MY PARTIES, OKAY
Reblogging for pluto.
Someday I’ll tell my kids “You know, Pluto was once considered a planet. In school, we said Pluto was a planet. And then one day, NASA decided it wasn’t. And Yahoo reported that back to me. Kids, Pluto is and always will be a planet. If you disagree with me, I will disown you.”
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My Portal Cake
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Guide to clothes, by hole count
1 hole: Sock
2 holes: Leggings
3 holes: Underwear
4 holes: Shirt
(god, this blog is dying, isn’t it?)
Anomalous Skies: Aisle 17 →
Mushy peas dradled on the dirty Kmart floor. The cart-seated baby leaned over to watch her mayhem unfold, but the green goop scudded out unscathed. Exuberant, undeterred, she wiggled and pawed for more ammo.
“Lacy!” growled the mother. She twirled from the shelf of half-price Gerber…
French toast?
Whoever did this is my hero.
This.
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